lmao
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
Tucker, secretly gay, needs some advice on gay sex. Smart move fucker! No one sees through your cover.
Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
just imagine his bowtie spinning whenever he gets ‘flustered’.
Bro just wants to take notes.
I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.
Tucker, you need to learn to move on when your love interest won’t go out with you.
TELL ME ABOUT GAY SEX DAMN IT! DESCRIBE IT TO ME IN VIVID DETAIL! LEAVE NOTHING OUT!
My aunt is transphobic and explained the surgeries to me in vivid detail. She was trying to convince me it was somehow wrong because it was disgusting and I was just like “why do you know all this?”. She claims to be so disgusted by it but went out of her way to research it.
Show her a video of a knee replacement surgery.
You man a transition from broken knee to working? Disgusting! A wheelchair is what dog intended, as foretold in the Bible!
Yeah, all surgeries are disgusting. Ironically my aunt has no uterus, it was taken out due to cancer

Tucker’s a little curious.
Typical conservative

Bi-curious.
Wait. This isn’t the Onion?
wow, Pete’s turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they’d get rid of the racial minorities first
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
Maybe they have him confused with Chris Tucker. I can see the resemblance.

Chris Tucker didn’t know who Chelsea Clinton was while Bill Clinton was president, and I would still choose his political advice over Tucker Carlson.










