SeductiveTortoise

We’re unfoolable!

*get fooled by their sweater while trying to get in

On top of that, he broke every deal he himself ever made, on top of every deal his predecessors made. I wouldn’t trust anything this dick says.

And they create the open source software in their free time that then gets abused by big tech.

I’m struggling to get the downvotes. Can someone explain how this is not the case in our world? MongoDB had to change their license because AWS would fuck them over. cURL and OpenSSL are used by all of them without much help, Bambu (OK, not really big tech) fucks the AGPL, Microsoft fucks everyone, all AI companies rob open source code…

People? Learning something from others? Behave!

Fucking up is like a holy torch of tradition that gets handed around, it seems.

I mean yeah, I’m full to the brim. More food won’t help me at all at the moment.

Maybe a little snack. Chocolate? Yes, that would fit.

I’m fine with there being no catch and everybody gaining. They shouldn’t have to strike for it though.

It would make a million people with $1 million dollars. Now let’s give them $999 million dollars. They would still be millionaires.

Sure, a bit over a thousand of them. But not a million.

I’m fine with your second suggestion though, let’s do that instead. Or let’s skip everybody with more than a million in assets and distribute to the rest.

Sometimes there is no bad news but an explanation.

999 millions in your account still don’t make you a billionaire, even when you’re close. Few hundred as in a multiple of 100.

One could chop up the trillionaire to make a few hundred tiny millionaires.

Math is fun!

They didn’t say it’s bad news

They are probably still 13

I’m so incredibly angry that the fucking economy is the only thing they care about. This is killing people, but nobody gives a shit.

Yes, but when you ask some critical questions and get “good eye, yes that’s my fault” back a few times, you start questioning everything.

This asshole has been called a traitor so often, he probably doesn’t even remember his real name.

But at least the harsh consequences he has to face are … well nothing.

Government sets up page to verify age. You head to it, no referrer. Age check happens by trusted entity (your government, not some sketchy big tech ass), they create a signed cert with a short lifespan to prevent your kid using the one you created yesterday and without the knowledge which service it is for. It does not contain a reference to your identity. You share that cert with the service you want to use, they verify the signature, your age, save the passing and everyone is happy. Your government doesn’t know that you’re into ladies with big booties, the big booty service doesn’t know your identity and you wank along in private.

But oh no, that wouldn’t work because think of the… I have no clue.