It’s their own fault. They haven’t had a Christmas Special for ages.

When he finally shuffles off, there’ll be a worldwide holiday. Tacos will be the traditional meal, but I can’t figure out what the holiday itself would be called.

Manipulating the markets again.

That doesn’t seem to be a very efficient and cost-effective use of military hardware …

Yes, but Trump lies incessantly, and is a whiny little bitch. Also ‘hottest’ hasn’t been a thing since the 80’s, and he sounds more lame than usual whenever he uses it.

I have the strangest feeling a word or two could be added to ‘angry’ to really describe the situation.

‘Fucking stupid’, perhaps.

‘Ignorant morons’.

Apparently it’s mostly forum posts, where LEOs despair about having to monitor so many webcams where overweight, middle-aged men masturbate.

Sounds like what happens with the Olympics and Commonwealth Games.

Does he get a lot of South Koreans popping up for a visit, or something?

There’s a very high risk for the contractors working for Trump - that they won’t get paid!

Could this be justified ala CEO pay? CEOs are ostensibly paid such huge sums because of the value they bring to the company. Without the workers, that wouldn’t be possible. And the workers are definitely contributing to the value of the company.

Well, they needed a few days to hose off Trump’s chairs.

Aw, well, it’s all settled, then.

Well, gosh, if a rebrand doesn’t fix things, I don’t know what will!

I stopped worrying about stuff like this ages ago once I realised I’m never getting out of life alive.

Having served time for wire fraud/computer crimes, why didn’t their names come up as ‘do not hire’ during background checks for the computer-oriented companies they got work at?

Fucking spoilers!

throws book in the trash

That was on my To Read list.

B-but … she resigned! How can she be in jail if she resigned? Resigning absolves politicians of any and all crimes!

I feel for that poor, struggling startup. And their cute little CEO is just so earnest!

Older adults are closer to death, generally speaking. Stands to reason they’d be happier than younger people with so many more years ahead of them.