God damn it, why can’t one of these people have better aim?

For legal reasons, this is a joke

I love kava tea. There’s not enough in the tea bag to be intoxicating, but it definitely relaxes me and I enjoy the numbing sensation I get from drinking it. It’s dumb as hell that it’s banned

Don’t be silly, wrap your willy!

Meta carrying water for fascists, as usual.

For those trying to figure out the Reagan connection, it’s referring to the quote “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

Well I mean, what else could we expect from the crime president?