Wait, you’re telling me murdering random people on the ocean isn’t solving the problem that America is ran by pedophiles?

Well shit, I’m out of ideas. Anyone? Is there anything that could possibly fix this problem? Should we do slavery again? Would that help?

Glad to see an “investment” tab on the official whitehouse page.

At least America isn’t hiding it anymore. In a sense, it’s a little freeing.

It’s easy to say “Fuck America” now, even as an American.

I’ll sell Sam Altman an ounce of dignity, only a small 1 billion dollar fee.

Unless there’s a pandemic of intelligence out of nowhere, it’s probably the end of the modern world in some soon-ish timeframe.

Although we are going through an extinction event, and I suppose if it’s one severe enough to kill anything over a certain size, humans will probably go along with it.