Fuck Paxton, Abbot, and the rest of Trump’s sycophants.

Dude looks like he’s trying to pass a kidney stone.

Advice? Couples counseling. If that doesn’t work, divorce. Your health should not be under scrutiny from someone who thinks it’s “all in your head.” This is one of those molehills that will become an insurmountable mountain.

You must be from Alternative or Opposite Facts Land.

Was he on his knees? Or did he drop to all fours to beg?

This Texan didn’t vote for the child rapist warmonger either. Fucking hate it here.

Senator playing war hero assaults actual hero.

I’d bet he’s got a brother named Frankjohn or a sister named Beckyjane.

“No one knows the day or the hour except for my Father. And this orange pedophile who shits himself. That’s gonna make sense in a few thousand years.” - Jesus, probably.

As Jesus said, “Fuck ICE.”