Snag this one too -

He’s going to get an “exceeds expectations” on his annual performance review this year from his boss, Vladimir

False. The tardigrade is clearly practicing their sub ponticello technique. A sound I think clearly would fit here.

Super cool of you to do this!

I don’t need one, would prefer it to go to someone maybe a bit down on their luck. Thanks for brightening the days of others, OP!

If only there was a way to stay on an existing agreement which was way better than where we’re at right now. Oh wait, we had a better agreement that Obama created and abandoned it and ran up the national debt significantly. Who woulda guessed something like that could have happened?

Surprise

I’m shocked, absolutely shocked. Who could have ever expected something like this, a phone made in the USA that was actually made in China, with all of the smart security decisions they made to place around this device to prevent things like this from happening.

Lol you can’t fool your base

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Always has been

Sorry bro, it’s only for whites.