Because privatising military is always a good idea. You make your bed, you sleep in it

Can that specifically lock into a jamming signal?

Everyone starts somewhere.

Do you have lotr elvish and gallifreyan?

I think if your Klingon colleague ever took offense, you wouldn’t be here writing about it. Good to show pre-emptive initiative though.

What is the check and balance mechanism for this? Judges can’t act arbitrarily - they need to adhere to a standard I imagine