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22 hours agoI hope the spider bit him in the dick and nobody nearby was willing to suck the poison out


I hope the spider bit him in the dick and nobody nearby was willing to suck the poison out


My neighbor used to put marbles in his paintball gun


Paying for shit in India is a fool’s errand like paying for sand at a beach


When you put it that way we as Americans collectively shit our pants every day.
Maybe instead of a moment of silence for Mangione they should play Feels So Good