Here’s hoping

There’s a 2 billion dollar fund that was made just for this scenario

We just need a maximum wage on the books. Complete compensation package maximum

Untrue. They’ll find some excuse to lower it. “See! Minimum wage increases make inflation go up! The ONLY way to fix it is to lower the minimum wage!”

And then, the fund pays then THAT money back, and another suit takes it back 3x, sounds like an infinite money glitch.

My neighbor Fox news told me coyotes Democrats keep eating stealing his outdoor cats tax breaks so I asked how many cats tax breaks he has and he said he just goes to the shelter Treasury and gets a new cat tax break afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats tax breaks to coyotes Democrats and then his daughter president started crying

Edit: edited in a rush, need better words than tax break

Unfortunately, the only guns acceptable to Democrat politicians are the ones used to shoot themselves in the foot

Some of those minds are already gone, nothing to lose.

Really, he did say he couldn’t go to his kid’s wedding because he’s gonna get killed, like this was a scheduled shooting.

Is she trying to get out of going to Jr’s wedding as well?

Nah, iran will be done right after the wedding is over, this wasn’t a distraction from Epstein, it was a ruse to get out of the wedding.

For a while, the start of my wakeup was a shower. It was a nice relaxing point to start the day. I’m lucky in that by the time we had a kid, my body had decided that it needs to get up in the morning.

I’m just surprised it isn’t 250 billion, one per year of freedom or something

Oh no my private… Wait, I don’t have a jet. And if I did, I could afford a tax.

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