I had to check three times - this is not The Onion. This is real, and humor is dead.

Since LLMs literally can’t learn, no. They’re just increasingly tweaked to seem even more convincing.

I mean, they kinda already were.

Well, “communist.”

AmEXXXXXXXXL

Credit-Card Size

Oooooh

Product Size 84.0 x 54.0 x 19.7 mm

How thick are your fuckin’ credit cards?!?

I have the skillset. I wish I had the time.

“Here’s an expensive chatbot that lies exactly 73% of the time. Now stop reviewing and testing code.”

Give it a few decades, we might swing back

One day, everyone will have always been against this.

Can’t believe you just beat me to the Snow Crash reference.

When has it?

Ironically, this will lead to a lower demand for parking.

That’s exactly how those links are produced.

They’ll just keep borrowing more. They haven’t used real money in ages.

This is why I write all of my passwords on Post-Its that I stick to my monitor.

Twenty years ago?

Hey, at least the water’s good.

They’re already all just glorified Eliza programs.

Me

But I’m not gonna tell a kid to shut up about it