They ran a “centrist” (lmao) because those are the policies that most benefit their owners.

It’s not even hard, they just don’t want to

That’s right, third party voters and non voters are the difference between winning or losing an election. So the only sensible choice is to learn this lesson and run candidates they would vote for.

Can I take credit for the diminished influence of the US and less arms sales too?

Just because I took your house and gave most of it to a bear it doesn’t mean it’s my fault alright? I told it to behave.

Dude hasn’t been the same since Charlie Kirk upstaged him.

Let’s be fair here, the plan was the British’s. The Nazis just happened to vibe really hard with their plan, just like how they did with Jim Crow.

I have a solution.

Actually I have two, but I can only really say one of them.

So much for the free racist market 😔

A crisis in an important waterway in the middle east is increasing the price of oil, people are talking about going to the moon, the US kidnapped a latin american president and the polio vaccine is on the news. Might as well bring that back too.

They could also bring back Lee Harvey Oswald.

Good. They should also have nukes.

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