Seth Taylor

For context for anyone who sees this and doesn’t know, that was a revolution and not an assassination

“I think we all prefer orange juice with pulp. And I don’t know about you, but I prefer my water with pulp too.”

It’s still boobs, but the “b” stands for balls instead of breasts.

Source: I’m bi

He was 45 and 47, so he’ll go down as the two worst presidents in US history

It’s taco time

Yeah! Justice for straight people! No longer shall we be forced to excuse ourselves in restaurants only to shamefully walk into the opposite gender bathroom to have sneaky restaurant sex with our partners! We want a bathroom where both men and women can walk in with their heads held high and then do unmentionable things to each other while their friends are waiting for desert to arrive!

You’re a TERF, Harry

I remember when people complained about sound coming from wind turbines. That was bad

This? Good