Steve Woz has always been such a fuckin’ chad.

They’re only calling it insider trading because that’s exactly what it is.

Yeah… that would be bad…

Better! They figured out a vaccine for the virus that has been causing the majority of bee colony collapse and we’ve been seeing huge turnarounds. They treated them in my area and they have been flourishing this year, it’s been a huge relief to see them in healthy numbers again.

They raised the surrounding temperature in fucking Phoenix Arizona? A place already so hot that it can kill you within hours. we’re so fucked.

“When will Romans learn the truth? Caesar is…”

“When will Russians learn the truth? The Aristocracy is…”

“When will Germans learn the truth? The nazi party is…”

Going by history, the answer is, if ever, at the end.

The difference between a cult and a religion is that in a cult the person at the top of the pyramid scheme knows it’s all a bullshit grift and everyone else is a true believer, it’s a religion when that person dies.