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2 days agoFor what? Helping fertilize crops with synthetic fertilizers? Pshaw, all we need is more wind and puppies!
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For what? Helping fertilize crops with synthetic fertilizers? Pshaw, all we need is more wind and puppies!


I know! Oil is just a fiction and we can totally grow crops and fertilize them and make pesticides and plastics and chemicals with sunshine and rainbows which is why the population reached 8 billion by 2000 BC!


That’s like 30 minutes with a mid-tier escort.
Wow, I don’t know, like, some sort of, like, interconnected electronic information repository I can query?
I can even find out the atomic weight of gold! Let me prepare my stack of punch cards and I’ll being them to the data center tonight. I hope I don’t drop them!