If you collect a paycheck you are on the same side as the people this shipment is meant to feed.

He’s right we may regret leaving the necks of billionaires unsevered

If he thinks they mean golf leaders it just might work! Maybe do up a trophy and say it’s the Nobel Golf Prize

The incredulous officer questioning the troop and drone numbers in the song has an enormous mustache btw

There’s a Gilbert and Sullivan style song in this headline somewhere:

Find the Kherson Oblast group and you could kill a hundred troops

Hundred troops?

Hundred troops. Kill them while they eat their soup

Now call the corp’ral on the phone and and have him load up fifty drones

Fifty drones!?

Fifty drones!! And aim them for the Russian domes

Etc

Top Dems, dusting off hands: “welp that’s a good day o’ top-demming”

The apple don’t fall far from the trump

I will never ever… hahaha okay you rascal, ya got me! Now get over here and stick that junk in my head-meat haha