You get adverts where people drive their cars over beautiful garden chess boards, and up stairs with your smirking face in order to make the woman want sex with you. You get adverts where you pick your kids up from football, actually driving on the pitch behind the goal mouth, and all the kids think you are wonderful. You then drive your stupid fucking car down the middle of a row of tents with people outside, inches from their faces, and they are all wowed at your prowess.
We used to get adverts on telly telling us how to drive safely, now we get adverts imploring us to drive like cunts.
Just this afternoon I witnessed someone doing a spectacularly poor three point turn using someone’s driveway, thereby holding up all the traffic in both directions, having just picked their kids up from school.
In the time it took to carry out that manouvre, they could have just driven around the block.