You get adverts where people drive their cars over beautiful garden chess boards, and up stairs with your smirking face in order to make the woman want sex with you. You get adverts where you pick your kids up from football, actually driving on the pitch behind the goal mouth, and all the kids think you are wonderful. You then drive your stupid fucking car down the middle of a row of tents with people outside, inches from their faces, and they are all wowed at your prowess.
We used to get adverts on telly telling us how to drive safely, now we get adverts imploring us to drive like cunts.


I’ve seen it quite a lot. Watching a van driving at high speed round a bend on the path in order to go past a queue of traffic is the main reason I bought a dashcam. I’ve seen people mount the pavement next to a crossing outside a school in order to get past a car turning right. If you want to see the worst driving, try riding a bicycle.
Driving seems to be too much for the average person to handle.