The solution is simple, as it is for gay marriage. Marriage is not recognized by the state/government.
Conservatives have bad ideas about nearly everything. They should under no circumstances be allowed to have any power. I’d even say they’re an existential threat to the US and the rest of humanity.
It’s far past time to stop treating them as just folks with a different opinion. This is not “oh well they wanted to paint the bedroom walls green and I wanted blue.”
Someone announcing themselves a conservative should be taken as a declaration of a threat. Removing them from power is self defense.
- Ban abortion
- Ban divorce
- Lower marriage age to 12.
- You can now have a child sex slave, thank Jesus! God bless all.
I think this is the Christian plan for marriage and for childhood for females.
If you get them young enough, you can avoid that troublesome think for yourself phase.
I’ll give you an upvote for the satire/sarcasm, but I want you to know that it comes with a feeling of disgust towards myself for upvoting those words.




