Tbf that could just be one or two diddling uncles. That is to say, one person can molest multiple children.

Well then, I am sorry to tell you, but they are reproducing the fastest, and operate all the heaviest machinery.

You must not live in the Northeast.

Please, for the love of all that is holy, put us on permanent UTC-4. I can’t do another winter of only observing the sun on the weekends

As someone who lives in Massachusetts, a broken clock can be right twice a day. No more than that, though, or it means Daylight Savings time has ended and it’s 2pm.

Is that what happened…everyone gave Facebook their intelligence?

Wtf did they get in return???

PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER

itty bitty extremeties

I don’t disagree. But as long as there’s no equal representation, this isnt politics, it’s patriarchy. And I say this as a cis white man.

Abortion should be de facto legal until Congress is at least 51% women.

A bunch of old men have no business voting on what goes on between a woman and her doctor. That shit is archaic.

Chump don’ want no job, chump don’t GET da job!

You mean to tell me that a white apartheid South African billionaire got a bit of political power and used it to stimulate pain and suffering in Africa?

Surprised Pikachu.

The idea of literally re-writing history in real-time seemed absurd back when I first read it,maybe like 15 years ago.

Nowadays, between media conglomerates (social and legacy), search engines, and now LLMs (as the next tier), being owned by a handful of extremely rich people who have shown time and time again that they want nothing more than to exert control over people…it’s entirely possible.

Easy, even.

Federated platforms aren’t immune to it. Bot army’s swarm reddit and lemmy alike, just as they do mastodon and X. Federated platforms have a bit more capability and interest to fight it, but it really is an arms race at this point.

And also spez (fuck u/spez) would love to suck Dons tiny scarred and pruney cock. If only spez weren’t like 30+ years too old for him.

Tbf, the most that most Americans know of Norway is Ikea, Swedish Fish, and the Swedish Chef from muppets.

Forget Norway.

Now, Kenya on the other hand…Kenya Kenya Kenya…